I commiserate for those ladies who convince their ticker(the heart), that they are not cheated on while as a matter of fact they are been subterfuged. Men are okey they heal quickly and brag all about it. You hook up today, make love in the evening and by midnight the whole village will catch the drift.
In my small village, which is a place in the former Central province, currently kiambu county. The oilskin of the home is smeared on the faces of strangers, amusingly this is not done by the hosts but by an acquaintance. It’s a hard place to live especially when you are been watched, people will know what color your pantie is and you were alone when putting it on.. I guess you are wondering who the hell does that, well you should talk to Nillah.(have I introduced You to her yet) Oh sorry buddies, meet Her she is quite a darling I have had a crush on her for quite sometime until I got her number, obviously from a friend., a shy guy like me is always a loser when it comes to love. What exhilarated me was her name, Petronilla a name only she owns., I could now confidently say a knew the reason why my heart always caught flames. Its because of the instantaneous combustion of petrol..on her number Plate. She is smoking hot, affable and sophisticated, (before I forget she is a slayer en she knows it.) Just that she is a hard nut to crack, I have tried to convince her she ain’t that skinny, for real I love her figure.(obviously am not that an ass guy) but she wouldn’t listen, come on pretty, you perfect curves gives me a craving for your server space.
What that was meant to say was she totally gets what am saying, about this annoying village, you image will be soiled, you will look yourself in the mirror and say, “holly shit this ain’t me” but to fit here you must be that I don’t give a fuck, kyda person, not you tho’ am sure you care what people say. Toking about Sammy, my friend who must be undergoing what a would call identity crisis, why on earth have you treated you hair. Daddies boy?( I used to until my aunt gave me a lecture a recorded in my big brain.. Thanks aunt Maryann you are the best ). Well’ he (Sammy) will read this so God better send father Abraham to be on my side when hell breaks loose. Everybody knows this even those that does not know him. Here word spreads like bush fire, unfortunately Ngahu from the movie the gods must be crazy ain’t here to put it off. Am not a fun of movies but I know that. But Jose (babu), is a huge fun( what time did you sleep) I mean everybody knows that too, you can hide it from us, but we have birds everywhere in this village, even walls got ears.(by the way does that tractor from 18AD still exist) waiting to see it on the road soon, its now yours Right Jose?
There is this one time, rumours had it that I have married. Yes I was in love but marriage, seriously?? We were love birds, she loved me as much as I loved her, by then I had just completed my O- level education and met her through a friend, he used to take milk in the residence she worked as a house help, so when one day I went with him, when she opened to receive the milk a couldn’t get my eyes off this beautiful creation, she ignited my affection on the bit. We got so fond of each other to a point of visiting at home evrytime she had time. It grew so quickly she would come every day at 1pm to 2 pm. I know what you perverts think. Things getting alittle spicy.?? Well it didn’t happen but you all have seen birds in love, they will make out every time they are together even if ts just a kiss. That must be why people were convinced a had her as my wife. Word spreads guys started as whispers to stories, if there is a news paper in this village it would have been on the headlines..in bold.
Guys have you heard of this news.. Its not breaking news it’s been with us for years though its big deal, don’t say it’s no biggie.. I heard it when I was young, it still trends, Nillah heard it too mind you she is a “stranger” yet she has been smeared with our oilskin. Aids is a killer disease it has been for decades. The trending topic here has always been in our beloved locale we have been invaded by this primal blueprint. A virus from Apes could that be true. Or is it that word spreading is all rumours. We love our cash crop tea. But can it be the reason why we have this menace? food for thought
The tongue is a small part of a human body. But very disastrous, its this tiny object that ignites this fire which burns emotions, reduces friendships and love to ashes, breakes happy families. Only hell and lucifa delights when all this happens. Remember my love story?? Yeah the one I just shared. The love birds were separated by the fiery furnace of rumours. Had to let go but when the devil has his way we just rest our case and heal our wounds.
When the bush burns, there are those people that worship, the likes of moses of today. You guys read the bible you know moses he was in a burning bush but did not burn even with shoes off. But there are those who are the likes of the rich man. You know that parable of the rich man. Burned in hell, couldn’t even get a drop of water to calm his tongue. Be ware before you open your mouth to spit out. Think of what others will feel, that’s what makes us human. Wen you light a fire it might burn someone you love beyond recognition. Love and peace in this year of prosperity, watch you tongue so you don’t hurt a brother or a sister.
Happy new year guys..